He told me that he used to work for a company that once flew him out to some convention to sell "talking heads" for $15,000 each. What he was selling was actually a box which would make whoever was in the box appear to only be a head floating in mid-air. I'm just telling you what he told me. So, nobody else could sell these things so they sent him in. He sold two in one day. Suffice it to say that he can sell anything.
The Before Pic
So, stress is high and money is tighter than tight. Honestly, it's getting quite tough to survive. When I get stressed I stay busy doing all kinds of things. This past weekend I decided that my 16 month old needed a haircut terribly. Knowing that we could not afford to fork over $15 or $20 for a haircut, I saw this as my opportunity to save some money. It wasn't like I was a total novice at this. When I was a single mom some 9 years ago, I used to always cut my son's hair with clippers, especially in the summer. I actually got quite good at it. Most people even said that I did a better job than the people at the beauty shops.
The After Pic
I felt pretty confident that I could handle a quick trim, the only problem was I couldn't find my normal clippers. The only thing I could find was a pair of clippers that my parents sent to me. I figured, "What the hay, clippers are clippers", so I put on the number 4 spacer and went to town. The first swipe or two I thought that the cut looked too short. "Oh my Lord!", I thought, "I can see his scalp!" This is cutting WAY too short! I guess stress got the best of me and I just totally lost it. You thought that my 16 month old would be the one to have the meltdown, but no....it was me. I sobbed uncontrollably for about 15 minutes. The stress of my husband having no job and money being so tight really got to me. Not to mention I had sheared my precious little baby. I sent my husband out with some money that we scraped together to get him "fixed".
Poor little guy! Everything turned out ok, though. No permanent harm done. Now if my husband can only get a decent job! Wish us luck!